Weird Home Improvement Question: My Best Answers

As a female in the home improvement field, I getlove kids.
asked questions differently than my male counterparts.Plants and nice animals are other big turn-ons. You
Sometimes, guys come to me instead of other guysdon't have to have coffee table center pieces. Again,
who do what I do. There is a reason for that and foryou are trying to let her know that you are all man, but
now I'll give you one reason why.that there is a classy side to you. Put a tree in the
One morning, I was into my second cup of coffee andcorner. Bamboo palms or birches are perfect
catching some news in the background while browsingexamples of trees that you can put in the corner. Put
through a handful of mail. My phone rang a few timesa geranium in your window. You've got the plants
and I hollered at my secretary that I was busy. But, wecovered.
have an informal work relationship and she told meMoving to the animal department, a big scary
that she was in the middle of something herself. So, IRottweiler won't help your cause. But, something like a
picked up the phone.nice looking Golden Retriever hits the soft spot. The
It was a guy on the phone who needed some homewoman you are trying to romance will feel like kicking
improvement advice. Well, that's what I do. So, he hadoff her shoes, curling up on your couch and petting
called the right person. But, it seemed that it was hardyour dog while you carry on a half decent
for him to get the question out of his mouth. Afterconversation with her. Now, all you need to do is
several attempts, he had worded enough to say, "Cancomplete the atmosphere.
you come look at my house and I'll explain thingsHave a warm, welcoming fireplace in your living room
there."where you can both get comfortable and actually feel
That's not a hard proposition. I met him a few hoursthe romance between you. But, my client was a renter
later at his house. We walked through and my thoughtand his home didn't have a fireplace. Nor would
was, "There's nothing to this place." It was functional,anyone in that situation want to invest into a fireplace
totally utility. It had everything you need. Nothing youfor a landlord and not be able to take it with you when
really want.you move. That's why I'm loving these ventless gel
But, that's none of my business. I was there to hearfireplaces more and more. They seem to popup in
the question and give my best possible answer. Afterevery conversation I have with a client. It is the perfect
meeting with the guy and walking around his home,solution for a romantic evening without all the hassle of
talking about different rooms, he finally came out withthe installation, maintenance and mess of traditional
what he had been trying to ask all day. It waswood burning fireplaces.
awkward how he worded it, so I'll put my own spin onThat basically scratches the surface of our
the question.conversation. We talked about more things than that,
"How do I make my home a little more romantic?"but you get the gist. If you can set a mood in your
Of course, the answer was easy for me. I'm ahome that says I'm all man, but I have a romantic and
woman and I know what I would like to see in a man'sinviting side, then you have your dating life beat. The
house if I am dating him. But, now you can see why itwomen you date will be more likely to want to spend
was a little difficult for him to ask me in the first place.more time with you. That's really all you want, isn't it?
He knew to come to me. He wouldn't even begin toFit your romantic atmosphere to your life. Don't be a
ask another guy that question. But, it was even hardfake!
for him to just come out and let me know that wasIf you don't have kids and your brothers and sisters
why he was seeking my advice.don't have kids, don't start putting pictures of kids up all
So, I began. I had to consider the fact that he was aover the place. She'll ask who they are. You'll get a
man and had to put forth a manly presence in his ownspecial look when you admit that you don't know. But,
home. But, he needed to dress things up a little tothat's not a good thing. Just follow the model though.
make the atmosphere more welcoming to the womenYou have to have things adorning your walls that say,
he was dating. Pictures on the wall would be a nice"You're not boring."
place to start.Not everyone can have a dog. But, fish and turtles are
Now, I'm a home improvement expert, which meansfine too. Use your imagination and get a pet that fits
that construction and carpentry are more up my line ofyour lifestyle. There are plenty of types of animals that
business. But, I don't have a problem taking a fewsay to a woman you care about more than just
minutes out of my day to help a guy with homeyourself.
décor issues. I started with describing to himA fireplace is perfect for the romance you are trying
what kinds of pictures would do great.to invite. There is nothing that competes with it. You
Flowers aren't what you want. You're a guy. Flowerscan have music. You can have candles. But, a
are nice for a woman. But, for a guy living alone andfireplace says that you have class and you know
wanting to date Women, flowers don't quite say whatwhat you want. Nothing turns a woman on more than
you want to say. However, nice tranquil pictures ofa man who knows what he wants.
ships at sea in the dusk hours when the sun isThere is no stupid question. If you don't ask, you'll never
beginning to set says, "I'm a guy with a bit of class."know. But, I'd be willing to bet that I get the weirdest
Pictures of kids are great. Even if you don't have kids,questions of anyone in my line of business and that's
pictures of your nephews and nieces say that youjust what I have to deal with. In fact, I love it!
love kids. You want a woman to melt? Tell her you